TERRORIST THREAT LEVEL RAISED

The British Government today raised the Terrorist Threat Level in the UK to only one step away from total paranoia. Up until yesterday the threat level stood at Level 3 Bricking It but as of midnight last night it was raised to Level 2 - Totally Bricking It. Security at Government Buildings will therefore be tightened up even further although to the ordinary person there will not be much in the way of obvious changes. Phones will continue to ring unanswered and large queues will form at Ports and Airports as usual.